What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:40
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Still no good
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
So they tried
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons