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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

No go.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

No way

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Raptors? What a trade could look like as reported mutual interest exists - CBS Sports

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

16ft great white shark found with perfectly circular hole in head – and we know exactly what caused it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts