What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:31

Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
No way
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts